1 Real Happy California Cow Pie/Pattie/Poop/poo/Manure

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1 Happy Caliente California Cow Pie/Pattie/Poo/Poop/Manure
Yes, its true, in this listing I am offering
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California Cow Pies for your next cow pie throwing competition or what ever else you might want to do with a cow pie.  Even thought the first picture shows more cow pies (those are listed in a different listing) you can see how big they are  next to my helper dogs,
this auction is just for one cow pie
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These cow pies are left by happy free range cows and then are baked dry by the Caliente California sun. Each one is about 8" - 10" across.
You can also use these for fertilizing your plants, I would just let them age for a while so they dont burn the plants.
I can usually send these out in a day or two after you order unless we are having a storm, then I will have to wait a few days for the sun to come out and dry things out.
If you need more, I will combine on multiple orders. As you can see by the pictures there is plenty of cows around here.  Actually the only traffic jams we have is waiting for the cows to cross the road.
My helper dogs will help me gather each order for you. I just have to make sure they dont run off with one!
I am not an expert on poop, I am just gathering up what the cows leave behind.
My friends joked since I always tell them I have nothing around me but cows, they said I should sell it here on ebay, so here you go if anyone wants some,  I got lots of it!
I will combine shipping
I am not an expert, but I have tried to describe the item the best I can, if you have questions please ask.
Shipping price is for the continental US. Everywhere else please contact me for a shipping price.
THIS IS A FINAL AUCTION. NO REFUNDS, CREDITS OR EXCHANGES.